Nov 9, 2009
I love how Starfire is seemingly slutty enough to wear booty shorts with an arrow that serves as a direct guideline to her Tamaranean vagg.

I love how Starfire is seemingly slutty enough to wear booty shorts with an arrow that serves as a direct guideline to her Tamaranean vagg.

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Nov 8, 2009
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

Lauryn Hill - Ex-Factor

Heard this on XM Radio on the drive back into Austin, and I was reminded how much I loved this song whenever it first started to be played. I tore up my album collection looking for The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill only to come up with buckus. Looks like I will be hitting up Best Buy tomorrow for a travel back in time to 1998.

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No Sunday Night Dinner Post Today

Roomies are out.  Nobody to cook for equals no major dinner plans.  I might pour myself a bowl of Count Chocula cereal, but I don’t think anyone cares about pictures of that.

Did a lot of great things this weekend which will be written about during the week.  I ended up buying a new car, observed a high school football game, toured around my old town — fun stuff.  I really wish I had the energy to catch Danzig downtown tonight at Fun Fun Fun Fest, but it’s just not in me.  Looks like I’m going to go with the cold cereal/Netflix combo to kill off the day.

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Superman is a dick.

Superman is a dick.

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Nov 6, 2009
Dat’s just mean, X.

Dat’s just mean, X.

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I’d like a direct flight to whatever dimension where pork soda is a reality.

I’d like a direct flight to whatever dimension where pork soda is a reality.

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Nov 5, 2009
Homer:   Take THAT, Maynard G. Krebs!Herman:  Hey — see the sign?Homer:   Sorry.

Homer:   Take THAT, Maynard G. Krebs!
Herman:  Hey — see the sign?
Homer:   Sorry.

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I really want this advertisement.

I really want this advertisement.

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Bus Ride Confusion

Ever since my car finally crapped out, I’ve been taking the bus to get to work.  It’s great as I’ve just taken another step closer to reaching the true Elite Austinite status.  I still need to grow out some dreadlocks, own a bicycle (and consequently, have said bike stolen), and never let my radio dial waver from the exciting programming found on 90.5 KUT.

Anyways, the ride isn’t too bad at all.  Forty minutes, zero transfers, no hassles; it’s a perfect time for me to catch up on my podcasts before getting into work.  However, the commute back home from work is a bit strange for me.  At the Stassney and Manchaca bus stop, the bus becomes crowded with a mixture of students from Crockett High School and the Austin Community College South Campus.  What really bothers me is that there is no amount of leering that can verify which is which.

I just want to live my life without being on the same FBI watch list as Gary Glitter and Pedobear.  It shouldn’t be this hard (life in general, not my penis).

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Nov 4, 2009

GAAHH!

Who puts dead batteries back into the package along with the good ones?  Seriously!?!

Are all of these dead?  Why would you even put them back into the package???

GGGAAAAAAHH!

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