Meme - Two Random Things On Your Desk Right Now

1. Superman : Red Son

2. Half-Scratched Off Lottery Ticket (I have two 7’s worth $25,000 and one more mystery block left.  I’m too scared to look.)

tristanjay7:

shutupinternet:

Mine:

1. Condoms
2. Big League Chew

1. The Canterbury Tales
2. Xbox 360 controller

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Top 5 Hardest NES Games Ever - #4 Super Mario Bros. 3

The greatest Mario game ever made and also one of the most challenging games Nintendo has ever created.  I’m sure that many of you are saying to yourself “I can beat that game without breaking a sweat!  Why is this even on here?”.

I’ll tell you why.  It’s because the game is freakin’ long.  Super Mario Bros. 3 is the LOTR : Return of the King of past-generation video games.  Concentrated awesomeness that goes on for what seems to be forever, and there’s a portly midget doing alot of ass kicking.  Also, I’m talking about the original NES version where the only way to complete the game was to get through all 70+ levels while leaving your Nintendo system on.  No save-files, no passwords, no auto-saves after plowing through a gaggle of goombas…nothing!  You’d start the game and pray that while you were at school, your mom didn’t ruin everything by unplugging the Nintendo for a vacuum cleaner.

Of course, there were Warp Whistles (which a small, indie documentary titled The Wizard showcased in its finale), but the true hardcore gamers ignored them.  Being only six years old at the time, I didn’t care much about my l33t status as a video gamer. Instead, I perfected the art of destroying the Koopa King under 20 minutes which left me plenty of time to watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and gulp down several helpings of Trix cereal (The kind with balls, not the fruity shapes bullshit).

To be quite honest, I don’t think I’ve EVER succesfully played this game all the way through.  I do remember Ice World being a pain and Pipe World being a damn nightmare, but I’ve never played it all the way straight.  I believe that reasons like this is why God created something called Paid Time Off.  Suck it, business world!  I’m gonna take shrooms, dress like a frog, and hopefully figure out what the hell a Tanooki is.

(Past Entry)

Hardest NES Games of All Time - #5 Mike Tyson’s Punch Out

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Myspace Fun!

At first glance, I thought “Gee, because these two broads are exactly who you should go to for advice on politics” (no offense to any broads reading this). I then read the comments that Myspace users left behind on Lohan’s blog, and I couldn’t stop laughing. Here are a couple of my personal favorites from just five random pages I clicked on :

“fortunatel y the gay population only comprises of 2-3% of the population . so basically. ..your lesbian opinions and obama vote arent going to matter in the end result.” - 18 year old Texas Cowgirl

“Silly coke snorting lesbians.. . Politics are for big kids.” - Some 20 year old chick from Lousiana.

“I think the bigger question is is were was Obama 4 years ago, not were was Palin. Since he is running for Pres. don’t you think.” - 28 year old Utah man

“Give me a break go back to your mansion and who cares what you think of a real down to earth Lady. People like you and your Hollywood idots make me sick.” - THIS guy (profile picture + quote is a pretty sweet combo)

“How stupid is it that some of Americans want to vote for a guy JUST because he’s black?!?!” - 22 year old chick from South Carolina (no surprise here)

Oh, and the misspellings. They’re everywhere! There are over 250 pages so far which means I won’t be going to sleep until I’ve read a good majority of ‘em. Pure comedy gold for anyone that wants to observe the stupidity.

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