Jul 4, 2009
droptoehold: Make-A-Wish Recipient Now Wishes Macho Man Randy Savage Would Go Away [Via The Onion] Still my favorite article The Onion has ever done. Snap into remission!!

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Make-A-Wish Recipient Now Wishes Macho Man Randy Savage Would Go Away [Via The Onion]

Still my favorite article The Onion has ever done.

Snap into remission!!

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I had over several friends last night and made a Mexican smorgasborg for them.  It was a potluck, but I’ve learned in the past that whenever this is said, people only bring over the twenty-five gallon tubs of potato salad.  This time, however, people actually pulled through and brought over way too much food. Seriously, I had a crock pot full of vegetarian queso, used nine avocados for guacamole, had two pans of cilantro chicken enchiladas (recipe coming soon, I haven’t forgotten), pan full of Spanish rice, and made a pound and a half of borracho beans.  Then people brought over key lime pies, fruit platters, seven layer dips, pico de gallo, chips and salsa…overkill’d.  Throw in the fact that I had also bought Sauza Hornitos tequila and Triple Sec for margaritas, and I think you can understand why I’m just waking up right now. Oh wait, I forgot.  We stuffed ourselves around eight and ended up at Cedar Street Courtyard at ten to dance ourselves stupid to Skyrocket!.  I think my late awakening might have more to do with the shots of Jamison Whiskey before we left or the Negro Modelos we had at Jackalope right at two am.  Either way, it’s a holiday and I have a kitchen to clean up. Happy 4th of July!

I had over several friends last night and made a Mexican smorgasborg for them.  It was a potluck, but I’ve learned in the past that whenever this is said, people only bring over the twenty-five gallon tubs of potato salad.  This time, however, people actually pulled through and brought over way too much food.

Seriously, I had a crock pot full of vegetarian queso, used nine avocados for guacamole, had two pans of cilantro chicken enchiladas (recipe coming soon, I haven’t forgotten), pan full of Spanish rice, and made a pound and a half of borracho beans.  Then people brought over key lime pies, fruit platters, seven layer dips, pico de gallo, chips and salsa…overkill’d.  Throw in the fact that I had also bought Sauza Hornitos tequila and Triple Sec for margaritas, and I think you can understand why I’m just waking up right now.

Oh wait, I forgot.  We stuffed ourselves around eight and ended up at Cedar Street Courtyard at ten to dance ourselves stupid to Skyrocket!.  I think my late awakening might have more to do with the shots of Jamison Whiskey before we left or the Negro Modelos we had at Jackalope right at two am.  Either way, it’s a holiday and I have a kitchen to clean up.

Happy 4th of July!

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Tom Waits on Bob Log III: “And then there’s this guy named Bob Log, you ever heard of him? He’s this little kid.  Nobody ever knows how old he is — wears a motorcycle helmet and he has a microphone inside of it and he puts the glass over the front so you can’t see his face, and plays slide guitar. It’s just the loudest, strangest stuff you’ve ever heard. You don’t understand one word he’s saying. I like people who glue macaroni on to a piece of cardboard and paint it gold. That’s what I aspire to basically.” Bob Log III on Bob Log III “I’m a professional goddammit!  I live in a car!!  HEEEY!!”

Tom Waits on Bob Log III:

“And then there’s this guy named Bob Log, you ever heard of him? He’s this little kid.  Nobody ever knows how old he is — wears a motorcycle helmet and he has a microphone inside of it and he puts the glass over the front so you can’t see his face, and plays slide guitar. It’s just the loudest, strangest stuff you’ve ever heard. You don’t understand one word he’s saying. I like people who glue macaroni on to a piece of cardboard and paint it gold. That’s what I aspire to basically.”

Bob Log III on Bob Log III

“I’m a professional goddammit!  I live in a car!!  HEEEY!!”

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(via kapi0) Always loved this.

(via kapi0)

Always loved this.

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(via eyeonspringfield) The ‘B’ is for bargain!

(via eyeonspringfield)

The ‘B’ is for bargain!

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Hoarr Secrets


Apparently, I have an affinity for texting Air Supply lyrics when I’m drunk off my ass at two am.

I’m all out of love, I’m so lost without you…

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forwhenifeellikesharing:

The Muppets’ Tribute To America

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This.  Is.  America.

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Hoarr Secrets (Part Two)


afghanibanani:

I can vouch for this.

And I’ll also share that I like to text people about how much I love them at 2 am.

I can also vouch for your behavior as well.  We should get together soon and see what happens at two am when we’re side by side.

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[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

Bob Log III - Make You Say Wow!

This one man band from Arizona is the only thing you need to celebrate Independence Day.  I had another song from this guy posted earlier, but I’m feeling this one a little bit more.  You cannot go wrong with lines like:

I’m gonna come on down there, tell you what is what
Whisper all my secrets, to your big ass butt!

Click on the links below and blow some shit up for Bob Log III today.

Bubble Strut
Six Stringer Kicker

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