Jul 5, 2009

Jesus tap-dancing Christ on a cracker!!

Jesus tap-dancing Christ on a cracker!!

HURRRR DERP DERP DERP!

HURRRR DERP DERP DERP!

Spidey’s origins just in case you weren’t in the know.

Spidey’s origins just in case you weren’t in the know.

“HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!?!?!?!”

And they say chivalry is dead.

thereisnofirelikepassion:
Favorite Show.
Looks like my dashboard everytime an insipid inspirational quote gets reblogged.

thereisnofirelikepassion:

Favorite Show.

Looks like my dashboard everytime an insipid inspirational quote gets reblogged.

I Know That You're The 'Music' Guy In Your Group of Friends

You know, the one that’s always listening to the hottest and freshest artists on your Zune and/or the one who’s always spending his free time creating the most perfect mixtapes. Yeah, that guy. Well listen. That’s great and all when it comes down to you sharing your latest ‘finds’ with your backwood, hicksville friends, but that shit is extremely annoying on Tumblr.

If you have a page that instantly starts playing music, I’m all for a Chinese death squad to pull up in their killing van and drag you away for an immediate execution. I’d go for a public one, but the crazy liberals that run this country probably wouldn’t allow for that to happen.

Angela, my roommate, on the first episode of Eastbound & Down:

Not even entertaining in the slightest to make up for it’s offensiveness.

Ha!
Women.

Angela, my roommate, on the first episode of Eastbound & Down:

Not even entertaining in the slightest to make up for it’s offensiveness.

Ha!

Women.

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The Darkness - Knockers

It sucks that these British glam rockers never came to America to support their second album, One Way Ticket To Hell… And Back. Justin Hawkins rode a giant, fake (obviously) set of tits that pulled him high above the stage during this number.

‘Tis a shame, really.

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